Lush: Heh, heh. Not to worry, God, our audience is made up of mostly good Christian folks so, you might say, today you will be preaching to the choir! Heh, heh. Now, are you with us today to pitch a new book?
God: Well no, not really, I have some other things to say but let’s clear up a couple of things first. I am not really comfortable with the name God. While it is true that I am the Creator of Everything that was, is and will be, and that I am the beginning, middle and end of all, the name God seems a bit pedestrian. After all, the name has been given to many lesser beings over the ages. So, if you don’t mind, please refer to me as POO, short for GRAND POOBAH.
God/POO: Yes, POO
Lush: Ok, then, POO it is. Heh.heh. So, tell us , POO, what is on your mind today.
POO: It is about that rock in
Lush: Yes indeed, the Senator from
POO: No, no, no. I mean the circular stone found in the cornfield which, even as we speak, archeologists from the
Lush: Gee, POO, I must have missed that story. Heh, heh. So, who do you think will win in
POO: (sigh) I don’t think it really matters, Lush.
Lush: Of course it matters. If the Democrats win the White House again the sky will fall.
Lush: Sorry to interrupt, POO, but I have just received news from our sources in
Lush: Ladies and gentleman, apparently the senator from
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Lush: Welcome back , folks. We’re talking with God,errr, Poo, today. SO, POO, tell us…sorry, POO, we have breaking news from
Reporter: (sound of roaring wind in background) Lush! Lush! They’ve moved the stone! The candidates are gone, sucked down in a swirl of debris! Everything is going! I can’t, I can’t, hold on much (static)
POO: Damn, a weeks work, down the drain.